Motorcycles
As you may have noticed a lot of guys think motorcycles are very cool. One of the great things about a motorcycle is it can be fairly inexpensive and it can be fairly easy to work on and you can do a lot of the work yourself which makes it more affordable. So there's a hint there to women everywhere. Some guys thinking motorcycle makes life worth living. I know I know he should be thinking that you make life worth living but unfortunately in the real world he may not be thinking that. So if you play it right the guy doesn't have to buy a $60,000 motorcycle. He can buy a relatively inexpensive used V-Twin 750 It still going plenty fast enough to kill himself. In all reality ladies if he does have a bad accident you definitely want him to kill himself so you can find some other guy.
When I was a kid my brother bought a Yamaha rd350. At the time it was the quickest production 350 motorcycle ever built. It was plenty fast enough to kill yourself on. I rode it one time and I got off and I said yeah that's fast enough to kill yourself. But being Macho and everything the guys probably going to want a 750. It's way more than fast enough to kill yourself. He doesn't need some 1200 cc Superbike. Frankly the things go so fast you'll probably never get it out of second gear.
So the idea is you aim to move into some small place with a single car garage. You're going to let him work on the motorcycle in the garage and you're going to park the car or cars in the driveway. When I was in high school there was even this mom that let the guys work on their motorcycles in the living room. That seemed kind of crazy but it was okay with her. If you luck into a two car garage it's okay to demand that you get half the garage to park your car. He gets the other half for his motorcycle. In Colorado he's really going to have to have a second car. You know some old beater probably a Toyota with 200 thousand miles on it.
When I was a kid I thought motorcycles were great. Right up until the first time I landed in the hospital. They were taking all kinds of X-rays of my intestines and internal organs. The doc came back and said well it looks like you're going to make it you got some blood in your spleen but otherwise you're okay. I don't know what a spleen is but I'm pretty sure you need one and having blood in one is the wrong answer. So that was pretty much the end of motorcycles for me.
Warning, some guys just cannot fix stuff. No matter what they do it's worse off than when they started. They lose Parts they break parts they can't adjust things They simply do not have any sort of mechanical idea about how things work. If you have this kind of a guy then motorcycles are a bad idea he needs to find something else. And if he really insists on some super expensive motorcycle unless he's making tons of money go find some other guy. It's hopeless.
Side note: never ride on the motorcycle. The term deathtrap applies.
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When I was a kid my brother bought a Yamaha rd350. At the time it was the quickest production 350 motorcycle ever built. It was plenty fast enough to kill yourself on. I rode it one time and I got off and I said yeah that's fast enough to kill yourself. But being Macho and everything the guys probably going to want a 750. It's way more than fast enough to kill yourself. He doesn't need some 1200 cc Superbike. Frankly the things go so fast you'll probably never get it out of second gear.
So the idea is you aim to move into some small place with a single car garage. You're going to let him work on the motorcycle in the garage and you're going to park the car or cars in the driveway. When I was in high school there was even this mom that let the guys work on their motorcycles in the living room. That seemed kind of crazy but it was okay with her. If you luck into a two car garage it's okay to demand that you get half the garage to park your car. He gets the other half for his motorcycle. In Colorado he's really going to have to have a second car. You know some old beater probably a Toyota with 200 thousand miles on it.
When I was a kid I thought motorcycles were great. Right up until the first time I landed in the hospital. They were taking all kinds of X-rays of my intestines and internal organs. The doc came back and said well it looks like you're going to make it you got some blood in your spleen but otherwise you're okay. I don't know what a spleen is but I'm pretty sure you need one and having blood in one is the wrong answer. So that was pretty much the end of motorcycles for me.
Warning, some guys just cannot fix stuff. No matter what they do it's worse off than when they started. They lose Parts they break parts they can't adjust things They simply do not have any sort of mechanical idea about how things work. If you have this kind of a guy then motorcycles are a bad idea he needs to find something else. And if he really insists on some super expensive motorcycle unless he's making tons of money go find some other guy. It's hopeless.
Side note: never ride on the motorcycle. The term deathtrap applies.
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